“I’m going to make you a star. In fact, I have a camera set up in my bedroom right now.”Followers: 2,716
Following: 2.774
Mission: To freebase while base jumping.
Twitter username: @broski_supreme
Followers: 79
Following: 196
Mission: To invent smokable plastic.
“Whoa, bro! Check it out! When I flex my pecs it totally looks like they’re fighting.”Twitter username: @CULTofSINEP
Followers: 64
Following: 60
Mission: To knit a winter hat out of his own body hair.
Twitter username: @mileygril336
Followers: 17
Following: 467
Mission: Making fairies scary again. One fetus fairy at a time.
Twitter username: @David_N_Wilson
Followers: 5,648
Following: 5,655
Mission: To revive episodes of You Can’t Do That on Television
Twitter Username: @dsarno
Followers: 2,766
Following: 296
Mission: He’s a business reporter who loves tacos. Your guess is as good as ours.
Twitter Username: @t0xicperfum3
Followers: 26
Following: 63
Mission: To score her dream job as a consultant for Teen Vogue.
Twitter Username: @mattbell211
Followers: 26
Following: 158
“Wanna see something I drew in Kindergarten?”Twitter user name: @ZuDfunck
Following: 20,910
Followers: 21,056
Tweets: 6,257
Mission: To grow at least three more fangs by Friday.
Twitter User Name: @emolitionman not to be confused with @emotionalman
Following: 93
Followers: 88
Tweets: 2,975
Mission: To stalk you on Twitter and then plot a way to steal your first born
