“Whoa, bro! Check it out! When I flex my pecs it totally looks like they’re fighting.”Twitter username: @CULTofSINEP
Followers: 64
Following: 60
Mission: To knit a winter hat out of his own body hair.
Twitter username: @mileygril336
Followers: 17
Following: 467
Mission: Making fairies scary again. One fetus fairy at a time.
Twitter Username: @LifeExtensionRx
Following: 994
Followers: 603
Tweets: 10
Mission: To preserve his skin as long as his body.
Twitter Username: @PBux
Followers: 13
Following: 54
Mission: To prove to the world that men with yellow eyes and horns are way hotter. I mean, come on, who really doesn’t want horns popping out of their head?
Twitter Username: @dsarno
Followers: 2,766
Following: 296
Mission: He’s a business reporter who loves tacos. Your guess is as good as ours.
“I am the King of Social Media and this is my crown. Bow to me!”Twitter user name: @prebynksi
Following: 23,706
Followers: 23,236
Tweets: 3,933
Mission: To continue his reign while really conducting on a secret experiment to measure how many of his followers never get up the nerve to ask him what in the hell is on his head.
Twitter Username: @Lady_Jesus
Following: 41
Followers: 258
Mission: To dress up in a pink bunny costume, smoke one last cigarette and then destroy the Earth.
