“I’m going to make you a star. In fact, I have a camera set up in my bedroom right now.”Followers: 2,716
Following: 2.774
Mission: To freebase while base jumping.
Twitter username: @broski_supreme
Followers: 79
Following: 196
Mission: To invent smokable plastic.
“Whoa, bro! Check it out! When I flex my pecs it totally looks like they’re fighting.”Twitter username: @CULTofSINEP
Followers: 64
Following: 60
Mission: To knit a winter hat out of his own body hair.
Twitter Username: @PBux
Followers: 13
Following: 54
Mission: To prove to the world that men with yellow eyes and horns are way hotter. I mean, come on, who really doesn’t want horns popping out of their head?
Twitter Username: @t0xicperfum3
Followers: 26
Following: 63
Mission: To score her dream job as a consultant for Teen Vogue.
Twitter Username: @theraizinshow
Followers: 869
Following: 1,597
Mission: To not snore. To have sweet dreams, always and to act as uninterested in Twitter as possible.
Twitter Username: @Lady_Jesus
Following: 41
Followers: 258
Mission: To dress up in a pink bunny costume, smoke one last cigarette and then destroy the Earth.
Twitter User Name: @emolitionman not to be confused with @emotionalman
Following: 93
Followers: 88
Tweets: 2,975
Mission: To stalk you on Twitter and then plot a way to steal your first born
Twitter User Name: @chissock
Following: 44
Followers: 50
Tweets: 955
Mission: To keep tweeting until you mail him your panties. In the meantime, he’ll be waiting for you at Dunkin Donuts.
Seriously? Seriously? Dude, change your avatar.
Twitter Username: @TCAGENT
Followers: 15,662
Following: 13,867
Mission: To dish out travel tips. So that’s why we’re completely confused about the rose. Why? Oh, why?
